...Who Wants to Win a Pocketful of Quarters?/Quotes

Quotes

Lisa: Bart, your're just jealous of my superior intelect!

Bart: Well, if you're so smart, Lisa, why don't you go on one of those TV game shows and use you big, scray brain to win a zillion dollars?

Lisa: Ooohhh...

Bart: Ha! Is that your final answer?

Lisa: [SIGH] Look, Bart, I know I'm no competition for that blonde bimbo on TV, but I'm quite secure in my knowledge that "Good work is it's own reward" and I certanily don't need to go on television to prove it, thank you very much!

Lisa: OKAY, BART, I'LL GO ON YOUR STUPID GAME SHOW!!!

Marge: Oh, my!

Bart: Whoa!

Homer: D'oh!

Kent Brockman: Which of these actors was not on of the three Stooges?

Lisa: Maybe it's the medication, but I thought his was supposed to be an educational game show!

Kent Brockman: [thinking] Drat! I was planning on using those quarters to do my laundry! Well, I've got a question she'll never be anble to answer!

Kent Brockman: What was my real name before I changed it?

Lisa: Uh... your name?... Kenny Brockelstein!

Kent Brockman: Aghh... absolutely [SIGH correct.

Lisa: Yesss!

Kent Brockman: All right, Lisa Simpson... for a pocketful of queaters...

Homer: Mmmm... quarter punders...

Kent Brockman: What was the name of the person who invented the Chinese food known as Moo goo gai pan?

Lisa: [thinking] Is he kidding? Who knows something like that? Come on, Lisa... Think! Think!!!