The Winter of Our Discount Tent/Quotes
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- Bart: I love the great outdoors!
- Maggie: Suck! Suck!
- Lisa: Me, too!
- Homer: Out of the way, you're blocking the TV!
- Bart: You promised to take us camping this summer!
- Homer: I promised and I will!
- Bart & Lisa: When?
- Homer: Soon!
- Homer: W-what's going on, kids?
- Bart: You're old and useless, so we're sending you out to sea.
- Lisa: We're also doing it because you never took us camping even though you promised!
- Homer: L-L-Lisa?
- Lisa: I can't believe you've got polar bears and penguins together in this dream. They live on the opposite sides of the planet! [GAH!] That's so annoying!
- Homer: I d-didn't know what!
- Lisa: Really? Then how can you dream me telling you? Push him away, Bart!
- Bart: Don't worry, Homer. We'll pick you up later!
- Lisa: We promise!
- Homer: Wake up, everyone! I put you all in the car and drove to the middle of the woods while you were sleeping! Welcome to the Simpsons' best camping trip ever!
- Homer: Look, I know this isn't exactly what we planned...
- Lisa: We didn't plan anything! You drages us here in our sleep!
- Homer: But it'll be easier if you just pretend it's like home.
- Bart: I'm going to teach the dog some tricks.
- Homer: That's the spirit, boy! Let's all use our imagination like Bart!
- Lisa: Uh... dad? I don't hink Bart's pretending.
- Bart: Sit! Sit! Come on, you dumb dog!
- Thunder: GRRRRR!
- Marge: Bart... slowly step away him. The rest of you calmly head for the exit away from that... wolf!
- Homer: [SIGH!]
- Lisa: What's wrong dad?
- Homer: I wanted this camping trip to be special and everything went wrong.
- Marge: That's no true. I didn't have to cook dinner, which was a real treat for me!
- Lisa: Maggie and I are having a great time with all the dogs!
- Bart: And I got to see the look of terror in that cameraman's eyes when he thought you were going to eat him!
- Lisa: This has been our best camping trip ever!
- Bart: Yeah! Nice work, Homer!
