The Winter of Our Discount Tent/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: I love the great outdoors!

Maggie: Suck! Suck!

Lisa: Me, too!

Homer: Out of the way, you're blocking the TV!

Bart: You promised to take us camping this summer!

Homer: I promised and I will!

Bart & Lisa: When?

Homer: Soon!

Homer: W-what's going on, kids?

Bart: You're old and useless, so we're sending you out to sea.

Lisa: We're also doing it because you never took us camping even though you promised!

Homer: L-L-Lisa?

Lisa: I can't believe you've got polar bears and penguins together in this dream. They live on the opposite sides of the planet! [GAH!] That's so annoying!

Homer: I d-didn't know what!

Lisa: Really? Then how can you dream me telling you? Push him away, Bart!

Bart: Don't worry, Homer. We'll pick you up later!

Lisa: We promise!

Homer: Wake up, everyone! I put you all in the car and drove to the middle of the woods while you were sleeping! Welcome to the Simpsons' best camping trip ever!

Homer: Look, I know this isn't exactly what we planned...

Lisa: We didn't plan anything! You drages us here in our sleep!

Homer: But it'll be easier if you just pretend it's like home.

Bart: I'm going to teach the dog some tricks.

Homer: That's the spirit, boy! Let's all use our imagination like Bart!

Lisa: Uh... dad? I don't hink Bart's pretending.

Bart: Sit! Sit! Come on, you dumb dog!

Thunder: GRRRRR!

Marge: Bart... slowly step away him. The rest of you calmly head for the exit away from that... wolf!

Homer: [SIGH!]

Lisa: What's wrong dad?

Homer: I wanted this camping trip to be special and everything went wrong.

Marge: That's no true. I didn't have to cook dinner, which was a real treat for me!

Lisa: Maggie and I are having a great time with all the dogs!

Bart: And I got to see the look of terror in that cameraman's eyes when he thought you were going to eat him!

Lisa: This has been our best camping trip ever!

Bart: Yeah! Nice work, Homer!