The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum/Quotes
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- Ralph Wiggum: Welcome, to inside my head.
- Chief Wiggum: That's my boy!
- Ralph: "I once tried to dig a hole to China but got lost."
- Canadian: Welcome to Canda, eh.
- Ralph: "At School, I learned that glue is made from horses and cows!" I'm stuck. "My mommy told me about the little man who turns out the light in the refreigerator when I close the doors."
- Little man: You did wrong, Ralphie! Just tfor that I'm makin' the bologna go bad.
- Ralph: No! Please, not the bologna! "He's kinda mean." "Once, I wanted to know if butterflies taste like butter or like flies." I'm sorry! I'm sorry! "If the groundhog dies, will it stay winter forever!"
- Kent Brockman: Throw away that suntan lotion, Springfield. The groundhog has seen the shadow. The shadow of the valley of death!
- Ralph: Time to put my brain to bed bye-bye!
- Chief Wiggum: Actually, he favours ohis mother's side.
