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The Square Dance Caller's Product Placement

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"The Square Dance Caller's Product Placement"
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Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Characters: Square dance caller
Length: 0:22
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Ian Maxtone-Graham}
Appearance(s): "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"

"The Square Dance Caller's Product Placement" is a song by the square dance caller.

Lyrics

Well... grab your partner and start swingin' em.
Don't forget the two-drink minimum.
Take your corner by the hand.
Get adult videos on demand.
Flash your teeth, let's see those smiles.
Pay with Visa, earn free miles. Yee-haw!

Appearances