The Martin Chronicles!/Quotes
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- Milhouse: This is a great birthday party, Sherri! I mean, Krusty the Clown and three kinds of cake? Wow!
- Terri: I'm Terri but thanks!
- Sherri: Yes, anyone who's anyone is here!
- Martin: According to my calculations, I'm the least popular student at school. So I can advance by simply taking the place of the second least popular! And there he is! Milhouse Van Houten!
- Martin: Milhouse's status is driven by his friendshop with Bart Simpson! If I can curry Bart's favor, popularity shall be mine!
- Martin: Hello, Bart. this will help you with today's quiz on the Solar system!
- Bart: Macaroni and cheese?!
- Martin: It's not just a tasty treat. It's also the answer! Just remember... "Martin values every minute just serving up noodles!" The first letter of each word is the same as the planets in the order they recede from the sun! Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupier, Satun, Uranus and Neptune!
- Bart: So, it's cheating!
- Martin: No, just a mnemonic device!
- Bart: Whatever! I'm still going to think of it as cheating.
- Martin: By my calculations, now that Bart is the least popular student in school, we're both tied for second-least popular!
- Milhouse: So we're both winners!
