The Black Tooth/Quotes
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- Bart: Man, I just sat through a boring day of classes, waiting for this glorious moment! I'm starving! I haven't eaten a crumb all day!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Why didn't you join us for lunch in the cafeteria?
- Bart: And blow my lunch money on fish sticks and mac and cheese when I can have all this?
- Bart: Puh-leeze. Name three bad things that can happen from eating too much candy.
- Lisa: Cavities, tooth decay, gum disease--
- Bart: Okay, name twenty bad things...
- Lisa: The sugar rush must be hitting your brain. You can't focus on what I'm saying.
- Bart: You did what now?
- Lisa: [SIGH] I'm going home.
- Angel Bart: Bart, I'm disappointed in you. You know your sister cares about you! She's just worried about your health!
- Devil Bart: Meh! What does Lisa know? She's only an honor roll student with an A-Plus average, destined to graduate college as Valedictorian and earn a salary in the highest possible income tax bracket...
- Angel Bart: Heh! Heh!
- Devil Bart: Okay, bad example...
- Bart: [dreaming] Oh, my aching tooth! Nnnn...nooo... My teeth are all gone! I'm all gums! All gums!
- Bart: Isn't this the part where you tell me it's okay to eat lots of candy?
- Devil Bart: Sorry, I've got nothin' for ya! The Black Tooth is coming to get you. You're on your own, buddy.
- Marge: A tooth? You must be imaging things.
- Bart: I'm telling you, I saw it! It was big and gross and sweating with icky plaque. Make it go away! It's after me!
- Homer: I'm tellin' ya, boy, a big hideous donut showed up in the kitchen!
- Bart: Take a number, man!
