Scareway to Heaven/Quotes
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- Ned Flanders: Well, camperoos, I hope you had a dandy first day at the Camp Pentecost Youth Retreat! Wasn't dinner scum-diddly-umptious?
- Reverend Lovejoy: Yes, did you all get enough loaves and fishes? The cook told me they had lots of leftovers... Just like in the story of our Lord's miracle!
- Bart: It's a miracle I was able to keep 'em down!
- Ned: Scary stories, huh? Hmmm... I don't know... You kids could end up having nightmares.
- Rev. Lovejoy: Yes, their parents might sue the church for emotional distress.
- Rod Flanders: Daddy says Ouija boards are evil!
- Bart: Pfft! How can it be evil? I bought it at Toys "R" Us!
- Lisa: What's going on back there, Bart?
- Bart: I-I don't know, Lis! One minute I'm having a little innocent fun with an arcane object of the occult, and the next thing I know I'm summoning demons from Hell!
- Lisa: Not again!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Really, Bart, summoning demons at a church camp? What were you thinking?
- Bart: I know, I know...
- Bart: [GASP!] It's the ghost of Pat Boone!
- Pat Boone: What do you mean "ghost?" I'm not dead yet!
- Ned: My boys! [CHOKE!] I can't believe what they're doing!
- Bart: I know! Rod has a royal flush and Todd's holding four of a kind... And they both folded!
- Pat Boone: All right you filthy hellspawn... No more Mister Nice Guy! In the name of Christ, I command you demons to come out of these good people and return to Hell with your evil master! And clean up this mess before you go! This cabin is rented, and they want their cleaning deposit back!
- Pat Boone: Ha, ha, ha! Eat my shorts, Satan!
