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McBain: Having finished this pot of decaf Java, I will do da responsible ting and empty da coffee grounds into da trash. But what is dis? A recyclable can thrown into da garbage? What a cllous and eco-unfriendly action! Dis proves my nagigng hunch... ...Duke Mitchell is acquiring chemical weapons! Randall "Duke" Mitchell. Ex-military. Currently da leader of a rogue milita. Last seen in da newly-democratic country of Yugostan! Mitchell I'm waving da caution flag on dis arms race!
Duke Mitchell: But, McBain you have no probable cause! No proof!
McBain: No proof?! What about dis?
Duke Mitchell: That's just a can of Buzz Cola!
McBain: So you admit it! Dere is only one answer for eco-terrorists like you...
Sound: [Click!]
Duke Mitchell: Huh? Wait! I--
Sound: [GO-BOOM!]
McBain: Nuke'em all! Hey, mother nature! Catastrophe averted. You can pay me back whenever you like, baby.