Lisa's House of Haiku

Lisa's House of Haiku is a haiku's by Lisa in The Lisa Book.

Haiku

I am middle child, And attention must be paid! Uh, hello? Hello?
Bleeding Gums Murphy Lives on in the summer wind. Blow, Dayy-o, blow!
O, Mister Bergstrom! There's no substitute for love, My Jewish cowboy.
On a snowy night, While stopping by the woods, please, Hug a tree for me.
What's it like to be The smartest one in the room? Alone. So alone.
Happy Little Elves, If you grow, you may not be Happy, little elves.
First crush. Nelson Muntz. Dimwitted. Lowbro. Apelike. Daddy, is that you?
What's the pecullar Odor in geeks, dorks, and nerds? Poindextrose, dummy!
Without irony, Does thinking give you winkles, Malibu Stacy?
A burning tire dump Lights the petrol-scented sky. That smell? It's Springfield!
Gazpacho. Tofu. Bunly dogless hot dog bun. Vegetarian.