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Kwik-E-Mart: A Healthy Convenience Boutique/Quotes

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Homer: Apu, gimme the usual!
Apu: I am regretting to inform you that we no longer carry those fudge-dipped pizza pockets you enjoy so much, sir.

Apu: I am afraid we are now a health-food store. The profit margin is astounding, like you would not believe! A lot of these herbs are just things that were growing in the alley behind the dumpster!