Dial M for McBain! (Also Murder)/Quotes

Quotes

McBain: Da cable is out? There must be something on television dat my enemies don't want me to see! I must—Oh, McBain you are acting crazy! Always assuming there's and evil conspiracy, even on your day off!

Mendoza: Gentlemen, I am not sure how, but McBain hasbested all of our eveil plans! He defeated the Generalissimo's Squeaky-Voiced assassin. And then he stopped Duke from poisoning the everglades! He even deduced it was I who stole his precious reuben sandwich! i fear we have been to sublte in our approach. Which is why I have now eomplyed more direct methods...

McBain: What a delightful vacation! I don't have to worry about villains of nuclear bombs or foreboding calmness or foze types of things.

People: Ahhh!

McBain: Why are you running away? The otter adventure arena is dat way!

People: Eek!

McBain: No! It ca't bet it's... Da man-eating Sharkodile!

Sharkodile: Grauughh!

McBain: Unluckily for you, sharkodile, I am also a hybrid...

Sound: Rip!

Sharkodile: Roaar!

McBain: ...half man, half sharkodile-killing machine!

Sound: Roundhose!

Sharkodile: Gnash!

McBain: Gaah! My muscular biceps! My only weak spot! Nooooo!

Sharkodile: Chimp!

Mendoza: To our friend, the sharkodile! For finally disposing of that overmuscled thorn in our side. Now, we will be unhindered in our next mission... the death of print journalism!

Duke Mitchell: Hear, hear!

Criminal: What is wrong comrade Shark? Don't tell me you're still hungry?

Sharkodile: Rrumble!

McBain: Yes, hungry for justice!

Criminal: McBain! But how?

McBain: I used my extra-secret weapon... my feelings! Before I could be digested, da sharkodile and I had a chat. Apparently, neither of us likes being manipulated... so we decided to work together!

Duke Mitchell:[GULp!]

Criminal, Duke, & Mendoza: REeek!

McBain: Yes, dat's exactly what I needed dis vacation. Some good r&r... ...retribution and retaliation!