Cross Country Clown/Quotes
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- Bart: Oh boy! I can't believe it! I won something! I actually won!
- Lisa: What did you win, Bart?
- Bart: First prize in Krusty's "One Hundred and One Uses for a Cherry Bomb" contest! it's an all-expenses trip to Krusty's Kalifornia Axperience.
- Lisa: Why would they build an amusement park about the California experience in California? That doesn't make any sense!
- Marge: Just one minute, young man! You need a chaperone! Either me or your father!
- Bart: Hmmm... that's a tough one. Okay, mom, how much junk food can I eat?
- Marge: Well, since it is a vacation, I guess you can have one Krusty Burger.
- Homer: This is a vacation! We'll eat until we puke!
- Bart: Okay, I'm taking Homer!
- Homer: California's not in another country? D'oh! Now I owe Moe twenty bucks!
- Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! Make way for the clown! Sorry I'm late, but trying to get through security wearing exploding clown shoes is a big airport "no-no"!
- Bart: Get, Krusty, look out the window! There's a monster on the wing!
- Krusty: Oh my god! There is a monster on the wing! We're all gonna die!
- Stewardess: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to restrain yourself! You're upsetting the other passengers!
- Krusty: Who cares about the others? I'm a celebrity! I deserve special treatment!
- Bart: It's just a joke, man! Look, it's only a sticker I put on the window!
- Homer: Quiet! I'm trying to watch the movie!
- Krusty: But you didn't even rent the headphones!
- Homer: That's why you have to be quiet! I'm making up my own dialogue, and I don't want to get off track!
- Bart: Can't you just pay for the trip?
- Homer: Someday when you're older, you'll understand that daddies have to spend their money on the necessities of life... like beer and donuts!
