Coach Me If You Can/Quotes

Quotes

Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!

Marge: I'm calling to get a life cach!

Homer: [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!

Marge: You do not!

Homer: Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!

Marge: The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid!

Marge: Krusty? What are you doing here?

Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!

Lisa: That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!

Marge: I guess you can stay in Bart's room!

Bart: Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!

Krusty: Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!

Lisa: This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.

Bart: No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!

Lisa: You can't just use her like that!

Bart: I can't not use her like that!

Marge: There they go!

Lisa: Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!

Bart: How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them together?

Homer: Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!

Marge: You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people together faster than a common enemy!