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Coach Me If You Can/Quotes

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Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Ordering pizza? Because, if so, I'd like extra cheese on both the top and the bottom of the crust!
Marge: I'm calling to get a life cach!
Homer: [PFFFT!] That's stupid, Marge. You don't need anyone outside of the home encourage you! I support and choices you make!
Marge: You do not!
Homer: Okay, name one choice of yours I didn't support!
Marge: The choice to get a life couch you just said it was stupid!

Marge: Krusty? What are you doing here?
Krusty the Clown: Hey! Hey! I'm your new life coach! Byt the way, there's a hobo passed out on your front lawn!
Lisa: That'd be dad. I'll turn the sprinkler on!

Marge: I guess you can stay in Bart's room!
Bart: Coooooool! Krusty the Clown in my room! I am your biggest fan, Krusty! Look I've got all your stuff!
Krusty: Sorry, pal, my number one fan is a kid in Japan! He has all my products, and he got his parents to turn their home into a Krusty shrine! You wanna me number one? You gotta top that!

Lisa: This is wonderful. A girl my age who's also a musician. I'm sure we'll be best friends.
Bart: No way, Lis! Buddying up with Krusty's daughter will make me his number one fan again!
Lisa: You can't just use her like that!
Bart: I can't not use her like that!

Marge: There they go!
Lisa: Your plan worked. Way to go, mom!
Bart: How did you know that Lisa, Homer, and me acting like super jerks would bring them together?
Homer: Wait a minute! How come no one told me about teh acting like a jerk plan!
Marge: You did just fine on your own, Homey. You see, Bart, Krusty and Sohpie just need something in common. And nothing bring people together faster than a common enemy!