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C. M. Burnswoogle's Ye Old Iced Cream Parleteria

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C. M. Burnswoogle's Ye Old Iced Cream Parleteria
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Company Information
Purpose: Old-timey frozen confectionery shops
Owner: Mr. Burns
First appearance: C. Montgomery Burns' Handbook of World Domination

C. M. Burnswoogle's Ye Old Iced Cream Parleteria is a chain of old-timey frozen confectionary shops that Mr. Burns owns.

Description

This chain of old-timey frozen confectionary shops hearkens back to the good old days when iced creams in two flavors: chocolate and vanilla; scoop jockeys wore straw boaters, red-and-white-strippied jackets, and bowties; and young couples courted over a single ice cream soda with two straws. Of course, times change, and C. M. Burnswoogle's is not ummune to the demands of progress. In summer months, eomplyees may now wear straight neckties with a perfect Windsor knot, couples must pay $3.00 for each additional straw, and a third flavor has been added... French vanilla!

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