Bart People/Quotes

Quotes

Bart & Marge: Ahhh!

Homer: Eeek! Cat girl!

Lisa: No, guys it's me...

Homer: Lisa!

Lisa: I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone!

Marge: You gave us quite a fright, Lisa.

Homer: Nonsense, Marge. I recognized our little girl immediately.

Janey: So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia?

Bart: Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature, boy, what an actor! Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battles Suleiman. Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk.

Janey: We should work, Bart. This is important!

Bart: Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him.

Bart: So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth.

Lisa: Why did you lie this time, Bart?

Bart: While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. We're different.

Lisa: Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson.

Bart: No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other.

Lisa: But Bart, you don't study at all anyway!

Bart: No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd change, Lisa. I'd transform.

Lisa: What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learn something?

Edna Krabappel: Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row! You're in danger of flunking, young lady! A big fat f-eroonie! Is that what you want? You want to fail? Fail at life. Fail at love. Become one of the unwanted and--

Lisa: No, Mrs. Krabappel. I want to pass, it's just--

Edna: No justs, Lisa. Study tonight, or else!

Marge: I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal.

Lisa: But mom. There's no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal.

Marge: All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. It's just not right.

Homer: Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human.

Lisa: Good-bye, Bart. I'll come tomorrow with more giblets.

Bart: Puurrr...