The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update/Hallowed Be Thy Shame Gameplay

Hallowed Be Thy Shame

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1

After the user logs in on December 18th: Ned: This Movementarian malarky is starting to look like a movement. We need to find a way to stop it and get our sheep back into their proper fold. Marge: Maybe we should consult an expert on cults? Ned: Good idea! Task: Collect Halos [x150] Task: Make Ned Consult Lovejoy (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Put Out the Nativity for Inspiration (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Rev. Lovejoy: Every religion has its own path to truth, Ned. Who is to say one is better than the others? Ned: We are! Whatever happened to the Inquisition? Rev. Lovejoy: That was the Catholic Church, Ned. We're Protestant. Ned: Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are. Rev. Lovejoy: We are...running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 2

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1: Ned: Boys, to get Homer back to his family, we've got to pray harder than we've ever prayed before. Rod: Even harder than that time Bart hid a walkie-talkie in our room and made us think the demons were talking to us in our sleep? Todd: Even harder than that time Bart replaced the pages of Deuteronomy with chapter four of The Anarchist Cookbook? Ned: Harder than you've ever prayed because of anything Bart has ever done to you. Task: Collect Halos [x150] Task: Make Ned Pray Harder Than He's Ever Prayed Before (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) If the user has Rod: Task: Make Rod Pray Harder Than Todd (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) If the user has Todd: Task: Make Todd Pray Harder Than Rod (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Put the Finishing Touches on the Next Prank (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) God: Come on, Ned! It's Christmas Eve Eve! Ned: And because it's Christmas Eve Eve, I direct my prayer to the Baby Jesus and ask for his help. God: Fine. BJ, it's for you! Baby Jesus: Wah! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 3

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 2: Baby Jesus: What in the — where am I? Ned: Springfield. Baby Jesus: Which one? Ned: Well, I suppose there's no point being coy about it anymore… Baby Jesus: Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time? Ned: Baby Jesus, I brought you here to save Christmas by bringing Homer Simpson back to his family. Baby Jesus: If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you? Marge: Umm… Bart: Well… Lisa: You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them! Baby Jesus: My bad. Ned: Baby Jesus, you need to go to the cult compound and bring Homer home! Ned: Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons. Baby Jesus: I do sometimes feel frazzled... Task: Collect Halos [x150] Task: Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has The Leader: Task: Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) The Leader: Your F-levels are off the charts! Baby Jesus: This season is hard for me — it's Christmas AND my birthday! The Leader: We've got to indoctrinate you, stat! Baby Jesus: If you think it'll help. The Leader: How about you, Ned? We're running a two-brainwashes-for-the-price-of-one holiday special. Ned: My brain only gets washed in holy water! The Leader: Be careful — that can cause shrinkage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 4

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 3: Baby Jesus: Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship? Homer: Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD… Baby Jesus: Right, got it. So it's a long time. Homer: …building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows… Baby Jesus: I said I got it! Task: Collect Halos [x150] If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Climb the Cult Ranks (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Patty: Task: Make Patty Stay One Rank Ahead of Homer (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Selma: Task: Make Selma Supervise Homer's Cult Work (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Ned Ask Krusty Claus for Help (4h, Mall Santa Wish Center, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House) Krusty Claus: Aren't you a bit old to believe in Krusty Claus? Ned: The older I get, the more I believe in it! Krusty Claus: Let me check my Naughty or Not app... Krusty Claus: Your niceness is off the charts! You're entitled to whatever Christmas presents you can afford to buy. Ned: I want Homer to come home for the holidays. Krusty Claus: Is that some kind of video game? Ned: He's joined a spaceship cult with Baby Jesus. There's no way for me to reach him! Krusty Claus: A spaceship? Big whoop. I've got a self-flying sled. Ned: Self-flying? You don't use reindeer anymore? Krusty Claus: Are you kidding me? The reindeer labor union is the most powerful in the North Pole! Ned: Hmm…you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours? Krusty Claus: If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 5

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 4: Ned: *flying* Homer! Look up here! How cool is this?! Want to come fly it with me?! Homer: It's a bird! Baby Jesus: It's a plane! Homer: Nope, pretty sure it's a bird. Baby Jesus: Only one way to find out. Leader, gimme your hunting rifle. The Leader: Just polished her up. Baby Jesus: Take note, Homer. This is how you keep the 2nd Amendment folks on your side. *blasts sled out of the sky* Ned: *falling* Baby Jesus, whyyyyyyyyyyy??!!! Task: Collect Halos [x175] Task: Make Ned Land the Self-Flying Sled in a Tree (4h, Self-Flying Sled or Trees) Task: Make Homer Wonder if it Was Actually a Bird (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Reload (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Ned: Baby Jesus and Krusty Claus let us down, so it's time to bring out the big guns. Marge: The Easter Bunny? Ned: No, bigger. The Old Testament! Ned: Rabbi Krustofsky, can you use some Old Testament fire and brimstone to bring Homer back to his family? Rabbi Krustofsky: So your fancy-shmancy savior lets you down and you come running back to the Old Testament for help? Ned: I'm sorry I asked! Rabbi Krustofsky: I didn't say no. But a certain amount of rubbing it in is part of the deal. Ned: Fine! Quest reward: 200 and 20