The Simpsons: Tapped Out Clash of Creeds: Christmas Royale content update/Hallowed Be Thy Shame Gameplay

Hallowed Be Thy Shame

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1

After the user logs in on December 18th: This Movementarian malarky is starting to look like a movement. We need to find a way to stop it and get our sheep back into their proper fold. Maybe we should consult an expert on cults? Good idea! Task: Collect Halos [x150] Task: Make Ned Consult Lovejoy (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House) Task: Make Marge Put Out the Nativity for Inspiration (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Every religion has its own path to truth, Ned. Who is to say one is better than the others? We are! Whatever happened to the Inquisition? That was the Catholic Church, Ned. We're Protestant. Darn it! Maybe I should convert to Catholicism, then torture Homer into converting to it, and then we can both convert back to whatever it is we are. We are...running into my next appointment. Maybe you should pray for guidance. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 2

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 1: Boys, to get Homer back to his family, we've got to pray harder than we've ever prayed before. Even harder than that time Bart hid a walkie-talkie in our room and made us think the demons were talking to us in our sleep? Even harder than that time Bart replaced the pages of Deuteronomy with chapter four of The Anarchist Cookbook? Harder than you've ever prayed because of anything Bart has ever done to you. Task: Collect Halos [x150] Task: Make Ned Pray Harder Than He's Ever Prayed Before (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) If the user has Rod: Task: Make Rod Pray Harder Than Todd (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) If the user has Todd: Task: Make Todd Pray Harder Than Rod (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Put the Finishing Touches on the Next Prank (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Come on, Ned! It's Christmas Eve Eve! And because it's Christmas Eve Eve, I direct my prayer to the Baby Jesus and ask for his help. Fine. BJ, it's for you! Wah! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 3

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 2: What in the — where am I? Springfield. Which one? Well, I suppose there's no point being coy about it anymore... Nevermind! I'm too cranky to listen, because I'm a baby! When is nap time? Baby Jesus, I brought you here to save Christmas by bringing Homer Simpson back to his family. If Homer's family wants him back, why did I only hear prayers from you? Umm... Well... You ignored my prayers until Ned repeated them! My bad. Baby Jesus, you need to go to the cult compound and bring Homer home! Just look at these pamphlets. They go on and on about frazzles! I think this cult exploits people's stress and turns them into mindless automatons. I do sometimes feel frazzled... Task: Collect Halos [x150] Task: Make Ned Take Baby Jesus to the Cult Compound (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Read Cult Pamphlets to Catch Up (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has The Leader: Task: Make The Leader Measure Baby Jesus' F-levels (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Your F-levels are off the charts! This season is hard for me — it's Christmas AND my birthday! We've got to indoctrinate you, stat! If you think it'll help. How about you, Ned? We're running a two-brainwashes-for-the-price-of-one holiday special. My brain only gets washed in holy water! Be careful — that can cause shrinkage. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 4

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 3: Ugh, another gruel dinner? Homer, when do we get to ride in the spaceship? Any day now, Baby Jesus. We just need to finish the lima bean harvest, the license plate production batch, the re-shooting of the propaganda film now in HD... Right, got it. So it's a long time. ... building that new barn, the tune-up on The Leader's limo, the PR tour on the morning shows... I said I got it! Task: Collect Halos [x150] If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Drive the Movementarian Ad Truck (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Climb the Cult Ranks (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Patty: Task: Make Patty Stay One Rank Ahead of Homer (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Selma: Task: Make Selma Supervise Homer's Cult Work (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Ned Ask Krusty Claus for Help (4h, Mall Santa Wish Center, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall, Mall Station, Mall-O-Rail Station, Heavenly Hills, Simpson House or Brown House) Aren't you a bit old to believe in Krusty Claus? The older I get, the more I believe in it! Let me check my Naughty or Not app... Your niceness is off the charts! You're entitled to whatever Christmas presents you can afford to buy. I want Homer to come home for the holidays. Is that some kind of video game? He's joined a spaceship cult with Baby Jesus. There's no way for me to reach him! A spaceship? Big whoop. I've got a self-flying sled. Self-flying? You don't use reindeer anymore? Are you kidding me? The reindeer labor union is the most powerful in the North Pole! Hmm... you know that gives me an idea. You mind if I borrow this self-flying sled of yours? If you upgrade to the Santa's Workshop Sled Tier Pass, then you get fifteen minutes with it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 5

After completing Hallowed Be Thy Shame Pt. 4: *flying* Homer! Look up here! How cool is this?! Want to come fly it with me?! It's a bird! It's a plane! Nope, pretty sure it's a bird. Only one way to find out. Leader, gimme your hunting rifle. Just polished her up. Take note, Homer. This is how you keep the 2nd Amendment folks on your side. *blasts sled out of the sky* *falling* Baby Jesus, whyyyyyyyyyyy??!!! Task: Collect Halos [x175] Task: Make Ned Land the Self-Flying Sled in a Tree (4h, Self-Flying Sled or Trees) Task: Make Homer Wonder if it Was Actually a Bird (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Baby Jesus: Task: Make Baby Jesus Reload (4h, Movementarian Compound, Movementarian Ad Truck, Cult Flying Saucer, Simpson House or Brown House) Baby Jesus and Krusty Claus let us down, so it's time to bring out the big guns. The Easter Bunny? No, bigger. The Old Testament! Rabbi Krustofsky, can you use some Old Testament fire and brimstone to bring Homer back to his family? So your fancy-shmancy savior lets you down and you come running back to the Old Testament for help? I'm sorry I asked! I didn't say no. But a certain amount of rubbing it in is part of the deal. Fine! Quest reward: 200 and 20