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Kent Brockman's Top 40

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Kent Brockman's Top 40
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Comic Story information
Released: Winter 1993
Comic series: Simpsons Illustrated
Pages: 1


Kent Brockman's Top 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #8.

Description

Kent Brockman lists his top forty.

List

  1. Doing that really sincere thing with my voice
  2. The fact that I get to sit in a comfy chair in an air-conditioned studio reading copy written by someone else and still consider myself a journalist
  3. My hairstylist
  4. Live remotes
  5. My makeup girl
  6. Sound bites
  7. Bantering with the weatherman
  8. Breaking into the crucial play of a football game with a special bulletin
  9. My trench coat
  10. Satellite hookups
  11. Plane crashes
  12. Touching human interest stories about celebrities who have overcome adversity
  13. Pontificating
  14. The lottery
  15. Walter Cronkite
  16. Teleprompters
  17. Commercial breaks
  18. My manicurist
  19. Media bias
  20. Buying red ties in bulk
  21. Tornadoes
  22. Earthquakes
  23. Floods
  24. Famine
  25. Pestilence
  26. Acts of God
  27. Stories about cute little performing animals
  28. Pretending to read from those blank sheets of paper I hold in my hands
  29. Doing "news" stories about our own network programming
  30. My company expense account
  31. The limelight
  32. Women who recognize me in bars
  33. Connie Chung
  34. Polishing my Emmys
  35. My "quiet time" in the limo on the way to the studio
  36. Kicking Channel 4's butt during sweeps week
  37. My masseuse
  38. Infotainment
  39. Feeling the nation's pulse
  40. My paycheck


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