Spit Happens/Quotes
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- Kang or Kodos: Yeesh! Our constant drooling is making for unplesant living conditions!
- Kang or Kodos: Agreed! Yesterday I slipped and nearly sprained a tentacle. Something must be done!
- Kang or Kodos: Perhaps we can find the reare earthling that has enough brain celles to manifest a solution.
- Kang or Kodos: Hmmm... there's a Professor Frink in Springfield that seems to be an ideal candidate.
- Kang or Kodos: Excellent! Beam him aboard!
- Kang or Kodos: Welcome aboard, nerdy one. You are to construct a device that will rid our ship of the abudant drool you see everywhere.
- Kang or Kodos: In exchange for your servies, you will not be horrifcally devoured. Probably.
- Professor Frink: Well, that seems to be a fair proposal. I'll see what I can do.
- Professor Frink: Alien beings, I present the Drool-O-Verter. It will convert your drool into breathable air with the clean and fresh molecules and the pleasant citrus aro-ma! [GA-HEY!]
- Kang or Kodos: Foolish human! This machine looks like it will eat up our entire energy budget!
- Professor Frink: And how! Just turning it on will use up half of your fuel supply.
- Professor Frink: Here we have the spit tank. It collects every molecule of saliva and stores it away out of sight.
- Kang or Kodos: Out of sight?! But that tank is hideous!
- Kang or Kodos: Plus, it completely clashes with our design scheme!
- Professor Frink: But it's fueled bu the drool itself nad costs nothing to operate!
- Kang or Kodos: It's still a ghastly eyesore that I refuse to have on our ship!
- Kang or Kodos: You have one more change before you are put on a platter, Earth dweller!
- Kang or Kodos: Gah! I'm so insulted I've lost my appetite for human flesh!
- Kang or Kodos: Back to Springfield with you... which is punishment enough!
- Professor Frink: [GLAVIN!]
- Kang or Kodos: Hmmm.. based on these calculations, it does appear that a mop is the best otion for our budget.
- Kang or Kodos: Very well then! Surely there's a human that has experience with such a device. Find one and beam them aboard!
