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In Springfield, No One Can Hear You Scream/Quotes

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Krusty: ...that was no drag queen, that was my wife!

Bart: Come on, Mom, everyone knows that monsters aren't real! Not even ones that erupt from huge eggs and scuttle along like spiders and creep up your trembling body... and strike?!?
Lisa: Mom! Bart's facehugging me!
Marge: Say something, Homer!
Homer: [drooling] Gggllaaarr... huge eggs...

Homer: Bart... K... K...
Bart: What? No, Dad! No!
Homer: Kiii...
Bart: No, Dad, I'm going to get you out of here! You've got to hang on!
Homer: K...
Bart: Daaaad...!
Homer:...an you get me a beer, son? Sure is thirsty work hanging in this cocoon!
Bart: D'oh!

Chestburster Homer: Mmm... ribs...

Alien Burns: SO, Bart Simpson... You DARE to face THE QUEEN?
Bart: Aaaah!
[Smithers' head emerges on a stalk from Burns' mouth.]
Alien Smithers: I'm a queen too, sir!
Bart: Aaaah!
[A Flanders head-stalk emerges from Smithers' mouth.]
Alien Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!
Bart: ...uh?
Alien Burns: Get rid of that irksome excrescence, Smithers!
[Alien Smithers bites the Flanders-stalk in half.]
Alien Flanders: OKELEY-DOKELEY!