Burp Contest/Quotes
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- Marge: What are you kids doing now?
- Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.
- Marge: What?
- Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.
- Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)
- Bart: I love Mom...
- Lisa: But ...
- Bart: The show must go on.
- Marge: Bart!
- Bart: [his mouth shut] What?
- Marge: What did I say about burping?
- Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.
- Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?
- Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.
- Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.
- Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]
- Marge: [growls] Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?
- Bart: Maybe.
- Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?
- Lisa: It's fun.
- Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*
- Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.
- Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.
- Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*
- Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.
- Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]
- Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]
- Marge: [snarls] How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.
- Homer: How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily*
- Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.
- Lisa: Thanks, Dad.
- Bart: Good one, Dad.
