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Give Me Lima Beans or Give Me Death!/Quotes

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Lisa: Pickle slices and a parsley sprig? This isn't salad, this is garnish! That's it! I'm taking my vegetarian cause to the people!
Lunchlady Dora: Uh, oh!
Sound: Click!
Joe Quimby: Heads up! We've got, er, ah, trouble! It's an anti-meat mob!
Dr. Nick: That kind of vegetable talk is bad for business ay my opened-up heart surgery clinic!
Mr. Burns: Can't we channel the cild's time and envery into a mind-numb-ing pursuit like video games-- just like we've done with all the other bright children?
Joe Quimby: No, this one's different we've got to beat her at her own game! You hippies are in for it now!
Joe Quimby: I've brought my own unruly mob and they're fueled by grade a American beef!
Apu with others: [GASP!]
Joe Quimby: Fellow carnivores, these hippes say that "meat is murder" if that is so, then I say, "murder is delicious!"
Lisa: All I want is a decent vegetarian meal at school.
Joe Quimby: Is that all? Well, little girl, we'll meet your deamans just call off this big, hairy mob?
Lisa: How can the vegetarian selection be cow ringers?
Lunchlady Dora: Take it easy, little girl. There's no meat in "cow fingers" and there never has been.
Lisa: But what..?
Lunchlady Dora: You don't want to know.