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Bart: Man, how cool would it be to have super powers? You get to fly around, punch stuff, and be all heroic!
Milhouse: And you don't have to live in constant, paralyzing fear of constant, paralyzing wedgies! But superheroes only get powers from freak accidents.

Homer: Hey! What are you two doing in here?
Milhouse: Trying to get super powers! But we can't even do that right!
Homer: But you already have super powers! You're kids! You can fit through small spaces, you've got way too much energy, and adults will always look the other way when you get into trouble. And if movies have taught us anything, these powers allow you to find treasure, make friends with aiens, get locked in museums, and turn the tables on bumblin crooks!
Bart: Cool! You know, my dad's right! We already are like superheroes!
Milhouse: And my newfound self-confidence is the best supper power of all!

Milhouse: The electric ray was a marine biologist who gained his powers when he got shocked by electric eels! So all we have to do is hope that lithing is powerrful enough to.--
Lighting sound: Ka-zapp!
Milhouse: ... It... didn't... work....
Bart: Aw, man! Mu umbrella's ruined!

Milhouse: What's your superhero name going to be, bart? I'm gonna call myself "Captain Stupendous!"

Bart: The Stinger was bitten by an irradiated wasp. The venom mixed with his blood and gave him awesome stinging powers!
Milhouse: Uh, Bart? I don't think those wasps are radioactive.
Bart: Only one way to find out!