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Sun Burns!/Quotes

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Waylon Smithers: Sorry, Simpsons The beach is off limits!
Lisa: But why?
Waylon Smithers: Mr. Bruns bought it from the city! It's private property now!
Nelson: Nothin' stops Nelson Muntz! Aaaaah!
Bart: What is it? Sharks?
Nelson: [GASP] [WHEEZE] Worse! It's dolphing with Mr. Burns' hounds strapped onto them!
Bart: I'm a ten-year-old kid! I've got no shame!
Mr. Burns: Thanks to Abraham and Lisa Simpson, I've seen the error of my ways! From now on entrance to my beach is free to everyone!
Ned: I thought the beach was free!
Mr. Burns: Free to enter, yes! Exting costs twenty dollars!
Waylon Smithers: Unless you'd like to take things up with the complaint department.
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