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The Murder Party/Quotes

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Ralph: Wheee! I'm in a floor cloud!

Bart: What kind of name is "Greenouille?"
Lisa: It's French for "Frog." How can you not know that? You lived in France for two months!
Bart: I did?
Lisa: Yes! You spoke French fluently!
Bart: Who with the what now?

Monsieur Grenouille: So that we might start the game, allow me to paint the scene. Ryan O'Toole, famous actor and playboy, was found floating in the resport's pool, dead as a dodod.
Barney: Really? We Gotta call the cops.
Patty: No, you dopey dispo. This is just a game.

Ralph: Mrs. Simpson, what am I?
Marge: What do you mean, Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a costume or clues to read, I want to play, too.
Marge: Ralph, honey... How would you like the leading role? You can be the famous actor we found murded in the swimming pool!
Ralph: Yay! Get to be famous!

Marge: I'm glad we caught a real criminal, but we forgot to solve the murder mustery game!
Lisa: You know, Bart was so busy, we din't get to ask him for his clues.
Bart: I was with the French mad [Shudder] at the time of the murder 7:15 PM. That's all I got.
Marge: But the copper told me the real time of the murder was 8:30, which means you have no alibi. Hoteil waiter, you muded the actor in the billiard room with the lead pipe!
Ralph: Am I still dead yet?
Bart: You solve it, mom!
Lisa: You win!
Marge:I'm always a winner with such a wonderful family!