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Milhouse: Okay, my turn! Oh. spirit from beyond, willl I ever find a Girlfriend?
Bart: Again with the girlfriend?

Lisa: Oh, please only a foolish person believes in the existence of ghosts!

Bart: Lis, you old sap, hosts were invented by older brothers to mess with their sisters. You really gotta chill out for once!

Milhouse: Aaah! The demon is cold! He needs blood to warm him up! Or cocoa. Do Poltergeistws even like cocoa?!? I'm freaking out! I give up! I'm on your side, ghost! I'll sell out my friends if it guarantees my safety!
Bart: Milhouse, can you at least try to be cool?
Milhouse: Aaah! I pledge my loyalty to the ghost nation! Please spare me!

Lisa: Aaah! It's the ghost!
Bart: ¡Madre de dios!