The Soul Candy Song

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"The Soul Candy Song"

Song Information

Singers:	Studio singers
Length:	1:04
Writer(s):	Music: John Kricfalusi Orchestra: Gregory Prechel Lyrics: Joel H. Cohen
Appearance(s):	"Treehouse of Horror XXVI"

"The Soul Candy Song" is the theme song for "Treehouse of Horror XXVI".

Lyrics

Man:

On this filthy night of evil

Little gaudy beggars stroll

As they lure ghouls, ghosts and goblins

Hungry for their innocent souls

There is a hellish breeze a-groanin'

As the children they pursue

You can hear their bellies moanin'

They might even gnaw on you

But ruler of this sordid host

More ghastly than them all

Lurks a ravenous beastly monster

More than 25 feet tall

He's dirty and he's hairy

And his mouth tastes just like crap

Like you, he's trick-or-treating for

Some candies to unwrap

The Lord abhors your foul disguise

You thought to cloak your skin

But now you've lured this fiend from Hell

Who craves your soul within

Kids:

He's hungry for your vitals

He likes you moist and ripe

And should he find you spiced with sin

Then you're his favorite type

Man:

He'll chew your juicy insides

Masticate you till you're pulp

Every little soul he'll swallow

With a stinky-ass gulp