Testify
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- Testify may also refer to the album The Simpsons: Testify
Testify is a song from the episode "Faith Off". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.
Lyrics
- Bart:
- Satan, Eat my shorts!
- (applause and cheers)
- I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
- What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
- Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
- Took a whiz on the school computer.
- Sherri and Terri:
- He took a whiz,
- Oh, yes, he did!
- 'Bart:
- But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
- Come on up...and testify!
- Sherri and Terri:
- Testify! Testify!
- Come on up and testify!
- Grampa:
- My hip's misbehavin'!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Patty:
- Gotta nicotine cravin'!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Professor Frink:
- There's a cramp in my glaven!
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Bart and Back-Up Singers:
- Testify!
- Bart and Everyone:
- Testify!
- (Hammond organ solo)
- Back-Up Singers:
- Testify! Testify!
- Come on up and tesitfy!
- (Hammond organ plays another solo)
- Everyone:
- Bart's the boy of the hour,
- He's got the power!
- Bart and Everyone:
- So raise your voice and don't be shy!
- Testi-, testi-
- Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-
- Bart and select singers:
- FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
- Everyone Else:
- Testify! Testify!
- Everyone:
- Come on up and testify!
