Peaches for All

"The Peach Song"

Song Information Singers: Jack McBrayer Characters: Ewell Freestone Length: 0:35 Writer(s): Matt Warburton Appearance(s): "The Great Simpsina"

"The Peach Song" is a song sung by Ewell Freestone.

Lyrics

Ewell Freestone

Oh, the year's first peach. Is a juicy peach. And he sings a happy tune.

And the year's second peach. Is a grouchy peach. More like a prune.

Now the year's third peach. Is a-

Bart:

How many verses does this song have?

Ewell Freestone

I ain't never run out!

Now the year's third peach. Is a God-fearin' peach. Does what the Good Book tells him.

And the year's fourth peach. Is a moldy peach. Shame on the man that sells him.

Now the year's fifth peach. Is a fuzzy peach. Its kisses are quite ticklish.

And the year's sixth peach is a brining peach, it tastes so fine and pickle-ish.

And the year's seventh peach is a learned peach, it's working on a novel.

But the year's eighth peach is a real proud peach, you never see it grovel.

Oh the year's ninth peach is a tough old peach, but he'll make a hearty stew.

And the year's tenth peach is a rotten peach, take a whiff ~ pee-yew!

Appearances

• Episode – "The Great Simpsina"