Honey Roasted Peanuts
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Song Information
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"Honey Roasted Peanuts" is a song sung by Homer and Marge that appears in the episode "Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood". It's the twentieth track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.
Lyrics
- Homer:
- Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites. Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, excited pressed peanut sweepings. Mmm....
- Marge:
- Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
- Homer:
- Steak?
- Marge:
- Money's too tight for steak.
- Homer:
- Steak?
- Marge:
- Huh... sure, steak.
- Homer:
- Aaah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers... uh oh... something's wrong... ow, pointy... ewww, slimy... uh oh, moving! Ah ah! Aw, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
- Homer's brain:
- 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.
- Homer:
- Explain how.
- Homer's brain:
- Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
- Homer:
- Woo-hoo! Heheh... waaaah! Ugh...