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Krusty on Ice/Quotes

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Revision as of 15:26, February 13, 2017 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Apu:''' To make up for our lack of customer service, might I interest you in free tickets to "Krusty on Ice"? :'''Homer:''' Free tickets?! What's...")
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Apu: To make up for our lack of customer service, might I interest you in free tickets to "Krusty on Ice"?
Homer: Free tickets?! What's the catch?
Apu: No catch at all. The tickets are only for our best customers. A holiday gift from our Kwik-E-Mart family to yours.
Sound: YOINK!
Bart: Ice shows are little kids, mom!
Marge: Your father paid a lot for these tickets. Besides... it's Krusty the Clown. You love Krusty.
Lisa: Sorry, mom. Bart's love for Krusty has waned ever since Krusty's "Hipster Beard-Growing Kit" Gave him a nasty rash.
Bart: And no beard, hipster or otherwise! Plus, I'm still mad about the "Krusty Taxi" video game. Everything was in Korean for some reason!
Marge: The show is starting, Bart! Isn't the exciting?
Bart: I was promised cotton candy.
Drayden: Cotton candy! Get yer cotton candy here!
Marge: Twenty dollars?! This is how the Grinch actually stole Christmas.
Bart: This is the worst. Christmas. Present. Ever!
Bart: Wait a minute... that's not even the real Krusty!
Lisa: Did you really expect to see Krusty skating around down there? He can barely stand upright.
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