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The Polar Express is a train used to transport people to the North Pole.

On Christmas Eve, Bart was prepared with a BB gun to hurt Santa Claus as he hadn't given him a dirt bike. He then fell asleep thinking about that. At midnight, the Polar Express stopped outside his house, awakening him. He then got the train, the conductor of which was Otto.

He told Bart the train was a direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa La La La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukah Heights.

When the train was going to the North Pole, Otto fuelled it with cannabis, creating weird illusions as it was flying. It reached the North Pole and dropped Bart off, so he could meet Santa...