Mr. Plow

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The Mr. Plow jingle was made for an advertisement that Homer and his family made for his new snow plowing business in the episode of the same name. The sketch and lyrics were written by Jeff Martin. This song is probably one of the most memorable ones. Musician Moby has stated in The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: In 3D! On Ice! that he has made over seven different remixes of the song, because it's his favorite. It is the thirty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Homer:

Hello, I'm Mr. Plow. Are you tired of having your hands cut off by snowblowers and the inevitable heart attacks that come with shoveling snow?

Bart and Lisa:

Uh-huh.

Homer:

Then call KLondike 5-3226. Call now and receive a free T-shirt.

Lisa:

But I'm a real tightwad. Can I afford this remarkable system?

Homer:

Absolutely. My prices are so low, you'll think I've suffered brain damage!

Bart:

You are fully bonded and licensed by the city, aren't you, Mr. Plow?

Homer:

(through the side of his mouth) Shut up, boy.

(outside of the television, Homer snarls at Bart)

Homer:

So remember.

Call Mr. Plow,

That's my name.

That name again is Mr. Plow.

(commercial ends)

Homer:

Well, John Q. Driveway has our number. Now we play the Waiting Game. (pause) Aw, the Waiting Game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.