As the Table Turns/Quotes

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Homer: ...and lord, please see to it that none of us choke to death on that which we are about the receive. Amen. Now lemme at those porke chops.

Bart: Hey Homer, pass the gravy.

Homer: Here you go, boy!

Lisa: Pardon me dad, but whould you mind passing the creamed spinach?

Bart: Why don't you pass it all the way to Capitol City?

Homer: Bart!!! Here, Lisa!

Lisa: Thanks, dad.

Marge: If you whouldn't mind Homey, i'd like some of those potatoes.

Homer: Here you are, dear!!!

Marge: Thank you... I think.

Bart:Hey Homer, let's not be stiny with those pork chops!

Homer: Here! Take them! Take them all! They're all cold and schrivelled now anyway! Now what?

Bart: Whoa, Lisa! Check out those veins on dad's forehead!

Homer: D'oh!

Text: The next day at the Springfield Mall...

Homer: Ooooh!

Text: That evning...

Marge: Hmmmm, I'm not so sure about this, Homer. Do you think it's safe?

Homer: Safe? Marge, who cares if it's safe? This little wonder of modern technol-ogy is going to let me have a hot meal for a change! From now on, when any of you want anything, you can spin this thing around and get it yourself.

Bart: Cool!

Lisa: Come to me, me little zucchini.

Bart: I'll take some fo those brownies, man!

Lisa: Bart, I was turning it! Let go!

Bart: No way, man! I had it first!

Lisa: You did not!

Bart: Did!

Lisa: Did not!

Bart: Okay, you did... oops! I'd like to palce a take-out order, mom!

Homer: Come back here you little...!