To the Bookmobile!/Quotes
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- Bart: I'm bored.
- Lisa: Me, too. And dad's repetitive behavior has already lost it's charm.
- Marge: Didn't you guys bring anything to read, like comic books?
- Bart: Most comics are lame these days. Graphic novels are where it's at.
- Marge: So why don't you read one of those?
- Lisa: Most graphic novels are lame these days.
- Marge: Well, Bart, what lesson did you learn from that book? Bart?
- Bart: Huh? What? i'm listening to a recording of a story about a lonely, disaffected boy with a short attention span and no motivation.
- Lisa: May I suggest a different story while we all enjoy the faint scent of irony?
- Homer: No, Lisa, that's brake fluid. Plug you iThingy into the radiomabob and play the story, boy.
- Homer: Jumpin' Jolsons's jowls! A real live penguin! My prayers have been answered. As have my letters to Babe Ruth, Eleanor Roosevelt, and Santa Claus.
- Mrs. Whassup: Meg, only you can save your brotehr!
- Mrs. Where: Onnnly yyyou cann dessstroyyy thattt!
- Auntie Beast: Only you can prevent forest fires!
- Meg: But how?!
- Mrs. Whassup: Just use the secret word!
- Meg: Secret word? What is the secret word??
- Lisa: I've never heard of ending a story on such a self-serving, shallow, sappy...
- Bart: Pretty cool ending, eh, Lisa?
- Lisa: Meh.
- Bart and Lisa: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ....
