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Homer Bufflekill (née Unknown) is a characther in a story told by a hobo based on the legend of Johnny Appleseed. Homer is part of a wagon train with his family, and all of the travelers shoot and eat great numbers Buffalo. His daughter Connie who is against the practice, and she gets worried that no one is eating a renewable source of food and finds some apples for the pioneers to eat, but they reject them (Homer spits them out in disgust when he realizes they are apples and not Buffalo testicles) and she leaves the train and her family. The rest of the family change their surname to "Bufflekill" and they succeed in killing all the buffalo, leaving them with two the others realize they can breed, just as Homer shoots and kills them. As winter rolls by, the travelers start to starve and start to resort to cannibalism, picking Homer as their victim for being the fattest. Just as they are about to cannibalize Homer, Connie returns and offers them apples. They like them, and Homer is spared.
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