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Revision as of 15:30, August 25, 2015 by AleWi (talk | contribs) (Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart''': Last one in is a rotten egg! :'''Milhouse''': Wait! I'm not rotten! I'm not rotten! ---- :'''Homer''': But, Marge, upper Springfield...")
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Bart: Last one in is a rotten egg!
Milhouse: Wait! I'm not rotten! I'm not rotten!

Homer: But, Marge, upper Springfieldians want to take our lake just because they squandered all their water to grow fancy lawns...
Bart: Wash fancy cars...
Lisa: Hose down the servants...
Milhouse: And flow out of the mouths of those stupid concrete cherubs. I hate those cherubs! Are they supposed to be barfing? Well, are they?!
Marge: Milhouse, what are you doing here?
Milhouse: Well, my mom thought it was dad's week with me, and dad said it was mom's, and you guys make such great pancakes.

Marge: This wall idea is going to be tough on us than we thought. Bart and Lisa can't even go to school. It's on the other side of the wall.
Bart: It's kept me out of your conventional schoolroom, yes. But it's finally let me attended the best school of all-- the school of the street!
Snake: Little Dude, you are so late for insurance fraud class.
Lisa: And I'm having Mrs. Krabappel tutor me every day down at the abandoned casino!

Homer: Bart? How come you're not at dinner? It's porkchops... my favorite...
Bart: I guess I'm bummed out about Milhouse being stuck in Upper Springfield.
Homer: I know It's tough to be without your friends. But let me tel you the story of another little boy who thought he'd lost a friend... ...and eventually he died from the massive internal bleeding. The end.
Bart: You're not much of a parent are you?
Homer: Eh.

Milhouse: Bart, this water tasted kinda funny.
Bart: Yep! Tastes like Springfield!