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The Pooter Toot Express is a wind-up toy. Marge and Maggie found it in the Simpson home, and Marge later learned that it was her intended anniversary present from Homer.

The Pooter Toot Express is a wind-up toy that looks like a railroad handcar. It has two passengers: a man and a woman wearing old-fashioned clothing. When the toy is wound up and its switch set to "On", it rolls and the passengers move, in turn bending over to pump the lever and straightening back up. The toy also has a bellows which makes a farting sound every time one of the passengers bends over, whence the toy derives its name.

Marge was sorting through a drawer full of spare keys and found one that she couldn't account for. From the key's appearance, Marge figured that it was from a wind-up toy. Maggie then held up the box The Pooter Toot Express came in (which proclaimed the toy to be "Wonderful Fun!"), and Marge said she hoped she hadn't stumbled onto her anniversary present.

Marge took the toy out of the box, wound it up, set it on the floor and flipped the switch to "On". True to its name, The Pooter Toot Express started rolling across the floor, making farting noises as the passengers bent to pump the lever. Maggie was delighted by the toy, and Marge was both shocked and amused. When the phone rang, Marge set the switch to "Off" and answered the phone, but Maggie turned the toy back on and it rolled the rest of the way through the house and then out the dog door.

The Pooter Toot Express then went on a trip all the way across Springfield ...