Bard Boiled/Quotes
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- Bart: Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
- Lisa: C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
- Juliet: Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
- Romeo: I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
- Scratchy: You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
- Itchy: Word!
- King Lear: Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
- Regan: A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
- King Lear: Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
- King Lear: I must find my daguther. My sweet loving child!
- Richard III: Some dogs were chewing on smoething in the bushes.
- King Lear: Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
- Romeo: Hold it!
- King Lear: What?
- Romeo: She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
- King Lear: Aaah!
- Cordelia: Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
- Romeo: Told ya!
- Cordelia: You are so rude... so rude... so rude...
