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Bart People/Quotes

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Bart & Marge: Ahhh
Homer: Eeek! Cat girl!
Lisa: No, guys it's me...
Homer: Lisa!
Lisa: I bought these masks. Here, Bart, I got you an Itchy. And candy for everyone!
Marge: You gave us quite a fright, Lisa.
Homer: Nonsense, Marge. I recongized our little girl immediately.
Janey: So Bart, what part should we being reading first? The fall of Abyssinia?
Bart: Nah. Saw the movie. Victor Mature boy, what an actor!
Janey: Read the comic, babe. Radioactive Man battle Suleiman. :Bart: Time travel story. When Titan meets Turk.
Janey: We should work, Bart. This is important!
Bart: Great art by Morty Mann before they switched inkers on him.
Bart: So I told mom and dad that I ran away from the panther. But Lisa, that wasn't the truth.
Lisa: Why did you lie this time, Bart?
Bart: While you were away, I learned something about us, sis. :Lisa: We're different.
Lisa: Don't remind me. As much as I try to forget, I'll always be a Simpson.
Bart: No, Lisa, you don't understand. We can't study... not with other people... only with each other.
Lisa: But Bart, you don't study at all, anyway!
Bart: No, but if I did, and if I had to study with someone other than you, I'd chagnge, Lisa. I'd transform.
Lisa: What are you saying, Bart? You might actually learning something?
Edna: Lisa, Milhouse has told me you've canceled three study sessions in a row, you're in danger of flunking, young lady!
Lisa: A big fat f-eroonie! is that what you want? You want to faily? Fail at life. :Edna: Failt at love. Become one of the unwanted and--
Lisa: No, Mrs. Krabappel. I wnat to pass, It'st just--
Edna: No justs, Lisa. Study tongiht, or else!
Marge: I still say it's wrong. My special little guy caged up like an animal.
Lisa: But mom. There' no other way of looking at it. Bart is an animal.
Marge: All Bart does now is snarl, eat, and sleep. it'st just not right.
Homer: Nonsense, Marge. That's all the young hellion did when he was human.
Lisa: Good-bye, Bart. i'll come tomorrow with more giblets.
Bart: Puurrr...
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