Chili Chili Bang Bang/Quotes
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- Ralph: Don't feel bad, daddy. The kids at school laugh at me, too!
- Clancy Wiggum: Really? Why?
- Ralph: Because you're my daddy!
- Clancy Wiggum: [SIGH]
- Clancy Wiggum: Look at me! I'm a disgrace to the uniform.
- Wiggle Puppy: Oh, I wouldn't say that!
- Clancy Wiggum: Sweet Kojak's ghost! is that you Wiggle Puppy?
- Wiggle Puppy: It sure is! I'm your spirit guide! Follow me!
- Clancy Wiggum: Aw, my spirit quest takes palce in a sewer?
- Wiggle Puppy: No, this is where bathtub drains ends up. Your spirit quest starts when you climb that ladder.
- Clancy Wiggum: Say, if you're a spirit animal, does that mean you're all knowing?
- Wiggle Puppy: Yes! Do you have a question? The meaing of life, perhaps?
- Clancy Wiggum: What was the Matrix about? I didn't get that movie at all.
- Wiggle Puppy: Oh... hi, Johnny. How's your night going?
- Spirit guide: It's been a rough one. I had to lead this really dumb fat guy on his quest!
- Wiggle Puppy: I hear that!
- Spirit guide: See yout at the next spirit animal union meeting?
- Wiggle Puppy: Yep, I say no more spirit quests unil we get a dental plan!
- Clancy Wiggum: Your daddy's a hero, Ralphie!
- Ralph: Horray! Do you want to hear a story about Wiggle Puppy?
- Clancy Wiggum: No!
- Ralph: Oh.
- Clancy Wiggum: This time, Ill tell you a story about him!
- Ralph: Yay!
