User:Daxxoxx

Hey, there. I'm Daxxoxx (pronounced DACKS-KSS-o-KSS-KSS), and I live in a complex near the Four Corners. (Tsss...tsss), Nah, not really, I live in a personally-built Portakabin in the Azores. I've created two 'bits and pieces articles', but they are now deleted or were brutally razed. I'm one of the newest members. So new, nobody knows I even exist. Here are some of my favourite quotes. (Notice most of them are from Homer

-Ha! I do not a daughter named MARGARET Simpson!-Mother Simpson -Hoard your toilet paper! Shoot the mailman! (crying) Shoot the mailman-Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson -Could this be the revenge of a disgruntled ex-employee? If so, the cobra must be his symbol!-Homer of Seville -I love the taste of death!-Apocalypse Cow