Squishee
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Squishee (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a fictional frozen drink based on the real life frozen drink, the slurpee, from The Simpsons TV series. It is purchased at the Kwik-E-Mart, which is yet again based on a real-life counterpart, The 7/11 stores . In the fifth season episode of The Simpsons, Boy-Scoutz N the Hood, Bart and Milhouse go on a "Squishee bender" after drinking a squishee that was made entirely from syrup. After "drinking" it Bart and Milhouse go crazy broadway style. In the thirteenth season episode The Sweetest Apu, Apu has the Squishee machine replaced with one of a similar drink called the "Smooshie," whose flavors reportedly include shopping bag and dog fur.[1]
The fictional version of Squishees are reputed for being dangerous to health - Squishee flavorings have, if ingested in sufficient quantities, hallucinatory properties. According to the Simpsons comic, the Squishees allegedly contain no natural ingredients (not even pure water), create dangerous cases of brain freeze (Homer Simpson is apparently immune to this effect), and are even described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup".
Flavours
- Blue
- Red
- Lime green
- Chutney
- Wheatgrass
- Champagne
- Twenty-One Syrup Salute[2]
- Chinese New Year
- Plum
- Raita
- Squish of Death - black coloured, causes spontaneous vomiting
- Hi-Protein Beef
- X-Mas Red
- X-Mas Green
Appearances
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