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The Simpsons Au Naturel!/Quotes

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Marge: Homer?!? You better come out here!
Homer: Huh? Marge! I'm trying too take a show-wa-wa-whoa! Naked lady!
Marge: Why do i get the felling we aren't at the camp Lisa wanted to go to?
Homer: Well...
Lindsay Naegle: Why wouldn't Lisa want to come here? Camp Au Naturel is the highest-rated Nudist Resort in teh Springfield-Shelbyville area!

Marge: Check it out! I'm adam! Wanne be my Eve? Rrowl!
Marge: Homie!
Lisa: Uh.. dad? That's not a fig leaf. That's postion ivy.
Homer: D'oh!
Bart: Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Homer: I'm gonna go ask Dr. Hibbert to write me a note, so I can work naked at the nuclear plant!

Selma: I didn't know they had whale-watching at this dump.
Patty: Himph!
Homer: The gruesome twosome naked!
Selma: Take a picture, pervert.
Patty: It'll last longer.

Homer: Clothes good. Naked bad. Layers good. More clothes. No skin. No Patty. No Selma.