The Simpsons Au Naturel!/Quotes

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Marge: Homer?!? You better come out here!

Homer: Huh? Marge! I'm trying to take a show-wa-wa-whoa! Naked lady!

Marge: Why do I get the feeling we aren't at the camp Lisa wanted to go to?

Homer: Well...

Lindsay Naegle: Why wouldn't Lisa want to come here? Camp Au Naturel is the highest-rated nudist resort in the Springfield-Shelbyville area!

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Homer: Check it out! I'm Adam! Wanne be my Eve? Rrowl!

Marge: Homie!

Lisa: Uh.. Dad? That's not a fig leaf. That's poison ivy.

Homer: D'oh!

Bart: Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Homer: I'm gonna go ask Dr. Hibbert to write me a note, so I can work naked at the nuclear plant!

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Selma Bouvier: I didn't know they had whale-watching at this dump.

Patty Bouvier: Himph!

Homer: The gruesome twosome naked!

Selma: Take a picture, pervert.

Patty: It'll last longer.

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Homer: Clothes good. Naked bad. Layers good. More clothes. No skin. No Patty. No Selma.