Cyrano de Bart/Quotes

Quotes

Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"

Milhouse: No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bereac" by mistkae.

Bart: Cyrano de who?

Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.

Bart: So?

Milhouse: So, you've hotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, i'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!

Bart: Okay, but it'll cosy ya.

Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?

Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.

Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?

Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.

Lisa: You don't play the sax.

Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if i'd read the actual book!

Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.