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RED ROX! is an animated sitcom about an evil master of damnation named Regara. He tries to destroy a geeky kid with a missing penis. The geeky kid is chased constantly by both Regara and four popular kids. It is not appropriate for kids. It is also called RED ROX! for no reason, although the rox part may be related to the town of Roxboro, North Carolina, where it takes place.

Characters

• James Trinkoisionihoilimorsihtonshintserballimaciokkoslirrovituronshloppriquinnsjun:A computer geek who tries to get a penis, but never gets one. He programs robots to stop the evil master Regara, who enforces the matching of socks. He must also deal with popular jerks, two of them being snobby, one being too dumb to be snobby, and one who is secretly Christian.

• Regara:An evil master. Kills anyone without matching socks, and as extremely evil powers, such as raining fire down on peoples big fat asses. Has many minions to kill James.

• Tionos:A rival master of evil to Regara. Very dumb, though not like DANIELLE CUNIO!

• KINGA QUEINZ!:A robot-controlling minion of Regara.

• ROBOTICUS:A robot controlled by KINGA QUEINZ!

• Master Yuregarans:A very important sockp...minion of Regara with many powers, though not like Regara, himself.

• Pinky in the wind!: A really dumb minion. Never does anything and is often bashed.

• Cosmic Osmo: A spaceman sent by Regara.

• Doioioa:A blonde dumb sexy popular asshole with a dumb name.

• Shekoinitia:Another popular jerk. Hates James more than any other popular jerk in the show and may work for Regara.

• Pazinolia:Part of the group of popular asses, this one is a total snob, but is also sexy.

• Shmoigina:The final popular jerk, the sexiest, and secretly loves the Bible, although she is not a redneck hottie because she doesn't have a Southern accent.