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Featured Article

The list below is almost complete.

Alfreds

  • Alamance Alfred is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
  • Josie Alfred is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
  • Jackie Alfred is the dead father.
  • Gary Alfred is the grandfather.
  • Jane Alfred is the grandmother.
  • Uncle Jason is the moonshine uncle.
  • Lord Pee is Alfred's weird cousin.
  • Al Fred Alfred is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
  • Winkenstein Alfred is Uncle Jason's son.
  • Moonshine brother of Gary

Bobbulas

  • Randall Bobbula is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
  • Wendy Bobbula is Randall's wife.
  • Danietta Bobbula is Randall's submissive daughter.
  • Barnes the Croboy is Randall's annoying brother.

Matthews

  • Jed Matthews is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred
  • Clara Matthews is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
  • Gramma and Grampa Matthews are Clara's grandparents.
  • Jake Matthews is Jed's annoying son.

McGrath

  • Seamus "Master" McGrath is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
  • Loony Larry McGrath is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
  • Harry McGrath is Seamus's other brother.

Cook

  • Miranda "Randy" Cook, usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
  • William Cook is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
  • Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.

Mill Workers

  • Lars is a tall mill worker,
  • Brad is a short one.
  • Luke is the medium-sized one.
  • Unnamed mill worker

Corbins

  • Ben Corbin is Alf's housekeeper.
  • Tliklins Corbinis Ben's sexist father.

Vordermeers

  • Derfhiggen Vordermeer is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
  • Driddheim is the bratty son.
  • Entweiler is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
  • Wirhes is Derf's sister.

Lodikrap

  • Jake Lodikrap is an evil hippie.
  • Bill Lodikrap is Jake's conservative brother.

Others

  • H.E.L.L. Criminal who killed Alf's father.
  • Erica Wimblinstein is a Goth girl.
  • Me is a TBH.
  • Admiral Wombat is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
Mr. Chicken is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried.
The Colonel tries to destroy Mr. Chicken.
Mark Moron is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "The Carlow Crab".
Wicklow Wasp is the Crab's main enemy.
Lord Steiner is a German Guy.
  • Mr. Robinson is the obese boss at the mill.
  • Danny Faintomb A biker who knew Corbin.
  • Scarab Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
  • Mr. MacEnis is a giant penis.
  • Merfhiggen Morderveer is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see this.
  • Dumb Dawg is a dumb dawg.
  • Sith Johnson is a mill owner.
  • Camden Countysman is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
  • Lyndon Johnson is Sith's brother.
  • Nelson Arlenass is an astronaut from Burlington.
  • Wallace Ihitballs is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
  • Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn is the normal Gaelic teacher.
  • Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
  • Wachaun is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
  • Wikipedia Morderveer is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
  • Mailman is a buffoonish mailman.
  • Trent Burns is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
  • Tara is a cheerleader.
  • Tilikia Wallburg is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
  • Samantha is Erica's friend.
  • Luben Becker is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
  • Stuben Becker is Luben's snobby brother.
  • Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store.
  • Joe Stenbert is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
  • Mr. Potts is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
  • Bartholomew Breastenheimer is a yuppie from Chapel Hill.
  • Farley Canns is the owner of a junkyard.
  • Cory Nathan is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
  • Ronny Wing owns a gun store!
  • Fred Lipschitz works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
  • Gerald McGraham is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
  • Unnamed friends of Tilikia
  • Mary Stenbert is Joe's wife.
  • Talking Towers are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
  • Arthur is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur".
  • Zorgin Hmorgin sometimes appears.
  • The Gay Club is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.